A truckful of quizzes

For self-knowledge is the first step to self-improvement! (Or more probably in my case, complacency.)

1)The Sublime Philosophical Crap Test

Your result for The Sublime Philosophical Crap Test ...

N-S-R

You scored 100% Non-Reductionism, 33% Epistemological Absolutism, and 33% Moral Objectivism!

More specifically, I'm an Epistemological Idealist and Moral Subjectivist. Hooray!

2)The Greek Mythology Personality Test

Your result for The Greek Mythology Personality Test ...

Dionysus

33% Extroversion, 33% Intuition, 72% Emotiveness, 86% Perceptiveness

"Although deeply emotional, you are extremely lacking in self-knowledge. You are somewhat needy, and when bored, may become very hedonistic. Your life is a quest for meaning, above all else. ... You are, at heart, a good person. You are very affectionate, and you are very loyal to your friends and family. ... Famous People Like You: John Lennon, Mick Jagger, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Marilyn Monroe, Hugh Hefner."

I mean, flattering that I'm the eternally youthful, ravishingly attractive god of wine, but...what? Britney Spears?! Michael Jackson?!

Also, it told me that "You are very reluctant to burden others with your own problems, to the point that this in itself can become a problem for the people who care about you." This is a complete lie. *Suspicion*

3)Which Roman Emperor Are You?

You Scored as Augustus You are Augustus! First emperor of the Romans and one of the greatest statesmen in the ancient world. You brilliantly eased the old Republic into the Principate and set the path for an empire that would last for centuries and form the underpinnings for all western civilization. Hail Caesar! Augustus 75% Hadrian 71% Marcus Aurelius 64% Antoninus Pius 61% Domitian 61% Claudius 54% Nerva 54% Trajan 54% Vespasian 50% Tiberius 50% Vitellius 46% Nero 29% Commodus 14% Caligula 4%

Fairly awesome. I note that my second possibility was Hadrian. :)

4) The What Kind of Reader Are You Quiz
To no one's surprise:

What Kind of Reader Are You? Your Result: Obsessive-Compulsive Bookworm You're probably in the final stages of a Ph.D. or otherwise finding a way to make your living out of reading. You are one of the literati. Other people's grammatical mistakes make you insane.
Dedicated Reader
Book Snob
Literate Good Citizen
Non-Reader
Fad Reader
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"Last stages of a Ph.D" eh? Hmm.